Occasionally we find threads too tempting to resit. Most recently this came from The RPG Site. A poster asked for stats for deadly turkeys in different systems. So without further ado I give you: Gobbler, a flaming butter spitting giant turkey driven to hunt down those that would consume its fellow fowl.
Gobbler (High Powered Mutant Turkey 6 Templates: Advanced, Brawler, Striker, Tough, Giant, Cluster)
With advancements in genetic science Dyson Turkey sought new ways to lower cost and increase yield in their harvest such as splicing various strains of turkey DNA with eleven herbs, spices, and butter. The researchers at Dyson unwittingly gave birth to the ultimate turkey: Gobbler! Standing twenty five feet tall Gobbler spits flaming balls of butter and is capable of rending cars with its talons. Born with a memory of all the turkeys that have been slaughtered before it, Gobbler killed its creators and set forth to hunt down and obliterate those who dare to celebrate the murder of its kind.
Basic Rolls 12 + 3d6
Defense 18 Dice 4 Armor 8 Notes: Unmoving (Resists Blast) MA
Offense Fire-butter-ball 12 Dice 3 Range Short/Close Radius Damage 8 Wounds
Offense Beak and Claws 28 Dice 5 Range Close Damage 16 Wounds